Chris.

Thanks to all the drugs, I am now an egg machine. The scan reveals twelve eggs (yes, 12!!), and they are due for collection this Thursday or Friday (depending on the availability of the operating theatre). The lab will attempt to fertilise all of them, and the most promising embryo will be implanted two days after collection.

Since I have no idea if the embryo is male or female, I shall call it Chris because of the androgyneity of the name.

Let's hope Chris likes my uterus. :)