No Kidding.

If you are still not used to words like pee, poo, and farts by now (see banner's welcome message above), you are probably not suited to reading my blog. I suggest you seek reading pleasure elsewhere. A preferred reader is someone who, upon seeing these words, faces them with gusto. Of course, there is no such thing as a preferred reader. Anyone can read my blog, and unless I shut it down, there's no way to keep undesirable readers out. If you're still hanging around, there's a good chance that you have braved my attempts at scatological humour, and I don't have to warn you that there's more to come. LIKE NOW.

J (aka Poop Police): "Have you pooped yet?"

Me: "Nope."

J (aka Poop Snob): "FWAH! 1 week liao leh. I pooped like 3 times today already."

Me:  "Wow." *drools + envious look*

(I never said J = Joe hor).

:P