A Duologue.

Toilet: "Water again? I need food to survive too!"

Me: "Sorry, that's all I have."

Toilet: "It's been 7 days! I can't live on water alone!"

Me: "I know but you saw how I've tried and tried. Would you rather have The Master come feed you instead?"

Toilet: "No, not The Master, please! I'd rather starve to death than eat his food!"

Me: "I thought so too. Don't worry, he is still restricted to The Other Toilet."

Toilet: "Phew! Thank you, Mistress!"

:P