Other Fish in the Sea.

What do you do when your spouse insisted that you bought some low fat (yucky) fruity ice-cream instead of the double chocolate (yummy) one that you wanted?

Joe: "No, you're not buying the double chocolate ice-cream. It's too fattening. Choose the light fruity one."

Me: "But I love chocolate ice-cream..."

Joe (fed up tone): "Nope, it's either that or none. I'm trying to help you lose weight!"

Me (resigned-to-fate-can't-be-bothered-to-argue tone): "Ok, ok. Let's get the fruity one."

Joe: "Anything else we need?"

Me: "Oh, I need some Nutella."

Joe: "That's fattening too!"

Me: "But I'm so sick of peanut butter on my bread!"

Joe (reluctantly): "Alright. Only if you get the smallest bottle, and spread it thinly on your bread."

Me: "Okay!" :)

And again I ask: What do you do when your spouse insisted that you bought some low fat (yucky) fruity ice-cream instead of the double chocolate (yummy) one that you wanted?

You convince him that Nutella is a spread, and you make sure you leave NO TRACES of Nutella's OTHER USE.

;p