HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
~The Devil's Dictionary~
Occasionally, he is also charged with the preparation of meals such as this:
Especially when the wife is dealing with a formidable number on the scale, food like this effectively abates her whinging frequency.
"I'm fat!"
"No, you're not. Look what I've got here!"
"Ba Kut Teh! Giam Cai! Cai Po Neng! You Tiao!" *Jumps up and down excitedly*
"Are you still fat?"
"What are you talking about?" *Stuffs face with Ba Kut Teh! Giam Cai! Cai Po Neng! You Tiao!*
;p
~The Devil's Dictionary~
Occasionally, he is also charged with the preparation of meals such as this:
Especially when the wife is dealing with a formidable number on the scale, food like this effectively abates her whinging frequency.
"I'm fat!"
"No, you're not. Look what I've got here!"
"Ba Kut Teh! Giam Cai! Cai Po Neng! You Tiao!" *Jumps up and down excitedly*
"Are you still fat?"
"What are you talking about?" *Stuffs face with Ba Kut Teh! Giam Cai! Cai Po Neng! You Tiao!*
;p
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