Lauren Personified.

The problem with anthropomorphising your eggs is when you finally meet a real human by the name of Lauren...

"Shirley, I want you to meet Lauren."

(What?! Lauren? I thought you've gone to join your sister Laura?)
"Hi Lauren, pleased to meet you."

"Lauren is our new doctor from the gynae department."

(Which other department could you be from?!)
"Oh, of course. Welcome, Lauren."

"Thank you! It's nice to meet you too."

(Yeah, whatever. Lauren is dead! Stop messing with my head!)
"Here, let me show you around."

So there she was, Lauren, the non-egg, being shown around the workplace, entirely unsuspecting of the Hyde-wrapped-in-Jekyll colleague of hers.

Oh well. Hopefully, I won't meet anyone by the name of Lauretta when Egg Number 3 eventually makes her début!

:p