Sightings.

7pm
Husband arrives home.

8pm
Husband eating dinner.

8.30pm
Husband watching TV.

9pm
Husband laughing at TV.

9.30pm
Husband ironing shirts in front of TV.

10pm
Husband staring at TV.

10.30pm
Husband keeping vigil by TV.

11pm
Husband looking at TV.

11.30pm
Husband gazing at TV.

12.15am
Husband says bye to TV.

12.20am
Husband says hi to computer.

12.40am
Computer says noooooo.

12.45am
Husband says hi to pillow.

12.46am
Pillow knocks Husband out.

~ End of Sightings ~